What is your natural hair color? [ ] Auburn= that every one wants to make out with [ ] Blonde= with a nice ass [ ] Black= with a big heart [x] Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend [ ] Red= that likes to have fun [ ] Brown= with a sexy smile [ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes [ ] Bald= with herpes [ ] Other= who loves to be different
Pick the month you were born on: [ ] 1 - killed [x] 2 - needed [ ] 3 - killed [ ] 4 - shot [ ] 5 - ate [ ] 6 - smoked with [ ] 7 - cuddled with [ ] 8 - ran shirtless with [ ] 9 - stabbed horribly by [ ] 10 - who banged [ ] 11 - slept with [ ] 12- ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on: [ ] 01 - a dildo [ ] 02 - a dog [ ] 03 - a condom [ ] 04 - a toothbrush [ ] 05 - my best guy friend [ ] 06 - The trojan man [ ] 07 - Barny the dinosaur [ ] 08 - a prostitute [ ] 09 - a pornstar [ ] 10 - a bag of weed [ ] 11 - A homo [ ] 12 - Paris Hilton [ ] 13- a horse [ ] 14 - a lesbian [ ] 15 - a stripper [ ] 16 - a pickle [ ] 17 - a shoe [x] 18 - a jew [ ] 19 - an orange [ ] 20 - a lover [ ] 21 - a homeless guy [ ] 22 - your dealer [ ] 23 - my crush [ ] 24 - an easter egg [ ] 25 - a jar of honey [ ] 26 - the kool-aid man [ ] 27 - a bowl of cereal [ ] 28 - a french fry [ ] 29 - a whore [ ] 30 - a glass of milk [ ] 31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: [ ] White - because I love marijuana [ ] Black - because Im sexy as hell [ ] Pink - Because the lil people told me to [x] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs [ ] Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous [ ] Polka Dots - because Im good in bed [ ] Purple - because I'm gay [ ] Gray - because that's how I roll [ ] Other - because I have double D's [ ] Green - because I hate my life [ ] Orange - because I smoke crack [ ] Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose [ ] Brown - because I had to [ ] Shirtless - because I've got abs [ ] Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick c
Funny pimp with a hot boyfriend needed a Jew because I have AMAZING boobs.